The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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