We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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