I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize