it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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