im drinking this country out of the recession.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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