the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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