So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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