He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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