Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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