I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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