I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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