What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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