Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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