Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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