everyone is single if you try hard enough
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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