I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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