No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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