Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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