I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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