Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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