I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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