omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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