I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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