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(669): View more from California

sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall

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(540): View more from Virginia

so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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What did u do?

(540): View more from Virginia

turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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(512): View more from Texas

In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.

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