People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
third nipple confirmed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
