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(843): View more from South Carolina

trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.

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(847): View more from Illinois

So did the night end well for you?

(248): View more from Michigan

I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

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(440): View more from Ohio

im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?

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(907): View more from Alaska

Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.

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