Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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