Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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