i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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