Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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