Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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