Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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