How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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