i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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