He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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