is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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