It's just like the Real World with babies
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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