Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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