yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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