do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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