I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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