He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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