East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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