she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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