I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
