so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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