Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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