So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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