People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Your penis caused this!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
