Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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